Another interview done with me, this time with interviewer Larry!
Larry: Hello, Eeshie. Are you ready for your interview?
Eeshie: *snaps gum hard* Yeah.
Larry: Okay. Our sources say that you recently moved to New York. Is that true?
Larry: New York City.
Larry: What is it like?
Eeshie: No offense to the New York City-ers, but it kind of sucks.
Larry: Really? Why would you say that?
Eeshie: Well, there's a looootttt of reasons for it being "sucky." For one thing, everything's pretty crappy.
Eeshie: *Nods* You know...crap-like...?
Larry: Wha - why?
Eeshie: Cause. Whoever has that argument is one of these-
a) The person probably lives in Manhattan. Manhattan is a posh, stylish place, a mix of culture, and the definition of urban glamour. Manhattan is the place where all the restaurants are, all the clubs, all the shopping, and all the best types of recreation and entertainment are. But all of NYC is not Manhattan. Unfortunately, most Manhattan-ites are convinced that Manhattan is the best place in the world, so they go around spreading it.
b) The person OBVIOUSLY does not live in NYC. They probably just listen to the Manhattan-ites go on and on about Manhattan and just assume that all of NYC is like that. WELL let me tell you something. It's not. Here's what the rest of NYC is like, or a large portion of it: