Behold...The Search Keywords That Lead To My Blog

swag yearbook covers of 2011 
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a blogging survey named nicolai 
WOW. Christopher must be so happy right now.


oah woah ..i invented the goddamn buttcheeks
I just about died while reading this.


lazy teens that like pikachu
Well...I'M a lazy teen and I like pikachu.


britney spears james white
Okay then.

i dont care Neither do I. Jerk-face. Meanie. Sasquatch.

charlieissocoollike watermelon head
:D <--My face at this moment.




funny scared faces

I know EXACTLY which post this is from.

metimes he still hears tex's slow southern drawl. he remembers Ah...the "6 afraid of 7" joke. monkey in subway Well I'M a monkey and I go on the subway. pics of katy perry skinny dipping D: <-- My face at this moment. smart car tall people No idea why my blog would come up for this. underground hallways in harry potter Well the hall from Princeton University seems to resemble a hallway in Harry Potter... These are very, very strange search key words.

Howdy.

What's up, everyone?

I know, I know...it's been way too long. Funny, it feels like I'm always opening up a post with an apology now on. Sorry. I really should keep up with my posting.

Anyway. This isn't going to be long. This is just to tell you guys that I'm still alive, cause some of my amazing followers-friends-awesome peeps were actually concerned about me, which I honestly think is the sweetest thing. Ever. And it kind of amazes me that I've never met any of you and yet I actually care about you too. That's...so...strange. But it feels good, you know?

One person in particular is in my mind when I say they were concerned and how I think they're super sweet. I won't reveal this person in case he gets embarrassed.

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(IT WAS ASH)


...I'm not exactly subtle.

But yeah. You guys make my world a happy place.

Sooo the reason I haven't been posting is the reason for everything and anything: SCHOOL. UGH.

Yeah. The stupid nerdy school I got into is extremely tough. My routine is to wake up at 5:00 am and then go to sleep at 2:00 am because of all the homework. So basically, I'm awake for 21 hours at a time and have a little 3-hour nap in between. One week feels like a super, super, super long day. And by the time the weekend comes around, I'm pretty much ready to drop-dead and cry in a corner.

Is that weird?

I shall update you guys on my life soon (hopefully). But before I update you guys on ANYTHING, I need to know something very very important.

How old do you guys think I am? I'm not into revealing my age or anything, but now that my posts are probably going to include a lot about school and stuff, it'd probably be helpful if I told you guys. But...I don't know. Age is a touchy subject with me. How old do you guys think I am? If enough of you get it right, I'll just tell you guys anyway. Maybe. I don't know. Agh! Just leave a comment and tell me how old you guys think I am? Okie? Good.

Also, the Scholastic Art & Writing Awards has opened again! YAYYYY! It'd be a crime if I didn't tell all you wonderful writers and artists here on Blogger. Go sign up!

Hmm. Yeah. So.

BYE.



NOTE: I want a SPECIFIC AGE. Not "somewhere in your teens". A specific age.
Thanks youz.