Friday, January 28, 2011

I Don't Know About You, But I'm Ready to Boogie!

Comment on this post with your height. I just want to see how much taller you people are than me...*suspicious look around the room*

SO! Here I am, writing a post. Wheeee!

Do you people have library cards? Or are you those people who don't understand the joys of reading?

Please tell me it's not the second one.

Ever since I moved to New York City, I've been finding less and less time to read.


Unacceptable. I know.

When we first moved here, my brother and I went to the library with our mother to create our library cards. Unfortunately, we were not prepared for the black ATTITUDE LADY who was sitting at the front desk.

"Hello. How may I help you?" She asks flatly, staring at her computer screen.

My brother and I exchange glances, our eyebrows raised.

"Er...we're here to make library cards?" My brother said it in question form.

"I'll need your Passports, your ID, a proof of address..." She rambled off different things that we'd need in order to make a library card.

"We don't have those things on us," I say.

The lady gives me a dissaproving look. "You don't have your Passports?" She asks, shocked.

My brother looks at her. "Well...Passports aren't exactly things you carry around on a daily basis..."

I hide a smirk.

But Attitude Lady frowns at my brother. She places her hands on her hips and says, "Look here, young man. I don't need your attitude."

What the hell?

My brother kind of scoffs and rolls his eyes before looking away.

So. I decide to end things.

"Well, bye!" I say cheerfully before dragging my brother and mother away from the desk.

Hmph. I still don't have my library card! Thanks a lot, Attitude Lady...


Well then. That was an awfully random story I decided to share with ya'll.

GASP! My brother and I just had a conversation that I found very, very offensive. It went like this:

Me: *sigh* I wonder what Siobhan Magnus is doing now...

Brother: *looks confused* Who?

Me: *gasps* Oh, come on!

Brother: Oh, yeah. That girl from American Idol?

Me: No, not 'that girl from American Idol.' THE GIRL THAT SHOULD'VE WON AMERICAN IDOL.

Fosh. I'm glad I corrected him.


  1. Eeshie, I have gotten taller than when I saw you last! & Ehuber930, if your reading this, it's true: West Ridge never gave my library card back from 1st grade.

  2. :O! What's your height??? Tellmetellmetellmetellmetellmetellme!

  3. I'm 5'2. So yeah, I doubt your shorter than me.

    My library card saved my life. I can't imagine why they'd want your passport?

  4. hi eeshie:) i'm like 5ft...but you know that already:) oh and amb104 is taller than me:( by a lot:(

  5. I'm 5'3! BOOYA! By the way, you should follow me:)

  6. I'm 5'2, but I've never been tall before, it feels weird!

  7. Well can i just say i like your blog too, yor a funny person.
    I love to read, i buy books that i dont even have time to read and can spend hours in waterstones <3 Sadly since coming to uni i havent had much time to read *Cue tear in the eye*
    Also im 5ft4and a half inches :)

  8. I'm 5'11.

    YOU LIVE IN NYC?!?! How did I miss this?!

    Awesome story beans.

  9. i'm 5'3.
    thank you for your comment on my blog! :D Om Shanti Om is definitely an awesome possum.
    i LOVE your blog name.
    that library story was funny. i don't have a library card. :(
    following yooooou.

  10. I'm only 4'8. =_= I think I deserve it for skipping milk as a child and moving to juices early. Urgh. =______=

    DX Go read, go read. I think you should go get an eBook. ;) xD

    Nice blog. Nice to meet you. ^.^

  11. Eeshie you have so many new friends! You won't forget me will you? :'(

  12. Jillian: 5'2 is not a bad height :) And I know! Why would they want my passport?? It's not like I'm going to run off to Mexico with their books (Or am I?).

    Ehuber930: You play softball and soccer, so tallness is coming your way. Just you wait...

    Kitty: I'm 5'3 too!! I'll make sure to check out your blog.

    amb104: You're going to get even taller I bet!

    Jennifer: THANKSH YOU! I could forget about the world at Barnes&Nobles! And you have the height that I want!

    That Blond Guy: What's wrong with you, boy? How come you're so freaking tall??
    And Christopher. Seriously. How could you not know I live in NYC? Really. I have mentioned this numerous times on my blog :D

    Furree Katt: I share the same height with you as well! Om Shanti Om was amazing...
    Awesome possum. Hmm. I'm going to start saying that now on.

    Hazel: Girl, you don't know how much I despise milk. I never liked it! Unfortunately, I have a mother who forces me to drink it D:
    Nice to meet you too!


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