Ok, I'll be the first to admit that I am a huge fan of racist jokes. Not because I am a racist bastard or anything -- because I'm not -- but because I just like it when we all make fun of ourselves. If you know me personally, then you know just how many racist jokes I make about myself (Right Salena?). I do it all the time. It's really fun.
I'm about to post a bunch of racist jokes (and a few blonde ones) up here, so if you don't want to read them or you think you're going to get insulted, LOOK AWAY. Got it? Good.
*Important: I do not believe in any of this. It's all a bunch of crap. Funny crap, but crap.
1) There are four men on a boat. One American person, one Mexican person, one Japanese person, and one Bengali person. The boat starts to sink, so they decide to get rid of some things to lighten the load.
The Japanese person gets out a bag of high-tech gadgets like iPhones and iPads and other tech-y stuff that aren't in the US yet. He throws them into the water. The Bengali person is amazed yet concerned.
He asks, "Why did you throw all that stuff out? It's expensive."
The Japanese person answers, "Oh no worries, we've got plenty of this stuff in my country."
Next, the Mexican person gets out a bag of tacos and burritos and throws them into the water. Once again, the Bengali person is amazed yet concerned.
He asks, "Why did you throw those stuff in the water? What are we going to eat?"
The Mexican guy answers, "Oh no worries, we've got plenty of this stuff in my country."
Next, the American guy throws the Mexican guy into the water. The Bengali guy is extremely concerned now.
"Oh my God! Why'd you throw him in the water?!?"
And the American guy answers, "Oh no worries. We've got plenty of this in my country."
2) Three girls die and get sent to God. One blonde, one brunette, and one red-head. God tells them that they will walk on a path of 100 steps. On each step, they will be told a joke. If they laugh at any joke, they will go to hell. And if they make it across without laughing, they will go to heaven. First up was the brunette.
She goes on the first step, laughs, and goes to hell.
Next was the red-head. She went on the first step, laughed, and went to hell as well.
Third was the blonde. She went on the first step and did not laugh. She went on the second step and did not laugh. She made it all the way to 99th step without laughing. And then, she laughed. And then she got sent to hell.
God asked her, "You were doing so well! Why did you laugh?"
The blonde answered, "I just got the first one."
Aw shoot. That was only two and now I have to go. Well, I'll post more later. BYE!