It's not that I hate Valentine's Day. Why would I change the background of my blog to associate with it if I hated it? Actually, I'm rather okay with it. Sure. I love it. What's not to like about fat Mexican pervs making out with petite Mexican chicks with a shirt that says, "I love my boyfriend"?
I LOVE seeing that!
Okay, okay, I'm being Grinch-like, aren't I? It's because, well...
I GOT NO CANDY TODAY.
Aw, I'm sorry about that Eeshie.
You must've gotten some candy today, right?
Oh, come now. A little Hershey kiss?
NADA. ZIP. ZILCH. A BIG FAT GOOSE EGG.
I AM NOT. I HAVE TERRIBLE FRIENDS.
None?? At all?
So normally, I get some candy. Or at least a card. Or something. However, this year, I wasn't even aware of Valentine's Day. I've been waaaayyy too busy. This weekend was crazy. Friday, I found out that I had gotten accepted into THE best school in NYC (some say it's number two, but I say it's the best!), which is also one of the best schools in America. In fact, it's so famous that you've probably heard of it, and will be able to find it if you look it up. So if you want to stalk me, there ya go.
So Friday I was in shock.
Saturday, my Uncle's family threw him a birthday party.
Sunday, I was in a mad scramble to finish up two poster projects which were due TODAY, and I was trying to study for a test which was today (I got like a 95% on the test...)
SO. I had no idea Valentine's Day was today. I found out when I walked into my homeroom class, saw everyone clothed in pink, red, and white hues, and five or six people jumped on me and yelled, "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!"
I thought they were raping me, but y' know.
At our school, we do this thing where you can send chocolate roses to people for $2.00, and people go around delivering them for you on Valentine's Day. So many people told me, "Oh, I'm going to buy you a rose on Valentine's Day!" and how many roses do I get today?
Well, not exactly. The thing was, during my science test, people walked in to deliver roses. BUT, my science teacher made them stop because we were taking a test.
So I'll get my roses -- if any -- tomorrow. How did your Valentine's Day go?
On the bright side, my mom got me chocolate! At least someone cares...
On another bright side, I get to go ice skating on Wednesday. For the first time. In my entire life. With no practice or skills whatsoever. So I can fall and get hurt.
How was this the bright side again? Oh, yeah! I get to try ice skating for the first time. Tell me if you've done it before! Is it hard? Any tips you want to offer? IMMA SCARED! But not really...
If you've been so ignorant as to not notice, there's a new page on my blog. It's a "FAQ" page. You know..."Frequently Asked Questions"? (I'm not sure why I just defined "FAQ" for you guys.) You can see it here.
And I've also made an email for this blog. Anytime you want to send me an email about homework, bother me to no end, annoy the crap outta me, entertain me with jokes, cry about your breakup to me, vent to me, talk about corporations, or just plain talk to me, send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
You guys are awesome.