Friday, September 30, 2011

Behold...The Search Keywords That Lead To My Blog

swag yearbook covers of 2011 

a blogging survey named nicolai 
WOW. Christopher must be so happy right now.

oah woah ..i invented the goddamn buttcheeks
I just about died while reading this.

lazy teens that like pikachu
Well...I'M a lazy teen and I like pikachu.

britney spears james white
Okay then.

i dont care
Neither do I. Jerk-face. Meanie. Sasquatch.

charlieissocoollike watermelon head
:D <--My face at this moment.

funny scared faces

I know EXACTLY which post this is from.

metimes he still hears tex's slow southern drawl. he remembers
Ah...the "6 afraid of 7" joke.

monkey in subway
Well I'M a monkey and I go on the subway.

pics of katy perry skinny dipping
D: <-- My face at this moment.

smart car tall people
No idea why my blog would come up for this.

underground hallways in harry potter
Well the hall from Princeton University seems to
resemble a hallway in Harry Potter...

These are very, very strange search key words.


  1. I'm disgusted and appalled by the horrid formatting and spacing problems of this post. DON'T JUDGE ME.

  2. Aahhh, so bizarre. I just happened to be creeping on your blog, thinking to myself "hmm..I wonder when Eeshie's going to post again". Then I refresh this page and YOU POSTED AGAIN. Cool stuff, man.

    Katy Perry skinny dipping? :| How strange. Come to think of it, they're all insane. Heh :)

  3. You're a weird kid, E-She.

    HA. I spelt your name differently, but it sounds the same. Go me.

  4. I had one pop up the other day: "a gentle fu__" and I'm not sure why. Usually the term "monkey feet" is the one that does it.

  5. Haha, that's so bizarre! And the formattng is fine :)

  6. Ha, I wonder who searches !

  7. Heheheh, I guess you know your target audience now, right?

  8. For my blog the one that gets people to it is Joe Walker shirtless. Oh, A Very Potter Musical, you've helped people find my website. Gotta love it. The second one was Bo Burnham shirtless, though I don't think I've ever posted a shirtless picture of Bo Burnham on my blog. The things that happen when you don't know what you are doing. All of these are awesome ways to get traffic. For shiz.

  9. i love charlieissocoollike!!!!

  10. LOL some of the searches really do leave you like o_O.

    Hope you have a lovely weekend EEE (I should start calling you Triple E) :).

  11. LOL Eeshie! I think I gotta rummage through your blog right now til I find a pic of Katy Perry skinny dipping. Do you have her number too? I would be very happy if you could give it to me.

    Haha. XD

  12. Hahahahahahaha.
    I love your blog!

  13. i get "people sitting on the toilet" a lot. haha. xD


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