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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

EID-MUBARAK!

Okay, so Eid for us was actually yesterday, but I didn't get a chance to wish the Muslims here Eid Mubarak cause I was having too much fun.


But y'know.

Here's a joke:


Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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24 comments:

  1. Party PoisonAugust 31, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    LOLOLOLOL! Touche'. I made you procrastinate with the dancing stick figure, and you made me procrastinate with a 6 afraid of 7 joke.

    I'd say we're even ;D

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  2. GabiAugust 31, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    I enjoyed that :D

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  3. Kiran AshrafAugust 31, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    Eid Mubarak :)
    awesome post as always :)

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  4. NatalieAugust 31, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    Hahaha, oh my gosh. Next time someone asks me that joke I know what my response will be...

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  5. FreelancerAugust 31, 2011 at 11:19 PM

    and i have no idea what that meant lol

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  6. YanaAugust 31, 2011 at 11:42 PM

    That was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

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  7. Curl JungSeptember 1, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    ROFL! Ha-ha!
    Eid Mubarak :)

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  8. gmanSeptember 1, 2011 at 12:08 AM

    You. Flatter. Me.

    Anyway, i love the antijoke.

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  9. JennSeptember 1, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    thank you SO much for the very sweet comment *muah*

    I thought the answer to this joke was, um, something different.... haw haw

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  10. ZoieSeptember 1, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    funnyyyyy! you got some humor, girl.
    thanks for the comment! xoxo

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  11. aakashSeptember 1, 2011 at 10:36 AM

    Hehe... this is a breach in the personal life of 6 and 7. Eid mubarak ! :)

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  12. flyergirl13September 1, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    So...7 isn't a cannibal after all? I always hated how everyone thought 7 was this cannibal. It made me mad. Thanks for clearing it up.

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  13. Max SilverSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    Greatest. Joke. Evar.

    Followed! :D

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  14. SunnyToastSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:26 AM

    Eid Mubarak :)

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  15. Al PenwasserSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    Was it Charlie Sheen? If so, I'd be pumping out Cocoa Puffs in my drawers, too.
    Eid Mubarak? Damn! And me not buying a card.

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  16. That Blond GuySeptember 2, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    Whuzzat?

    Also, great joke! It made me go "yuk yuk yuk."

    Where've you been? Busy busy busy?

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  17. VictoriaSeptember 4, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    just last night one of my friends asked me why six was afraid of seven, and i replied "numbers are insentient thus incapable of feeling fear". but i like your version better :D

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  18. NasSeptember 5, 2011 at 5:21 AM

    Heeeeeey! Eid mubarak to you too!
    Hope you had a lovely one with lots of awesome food, and yeah.

    LOL @ the joke. You should be the joker. And ask people "Why so serious".

    Hope you're well.
    Take care!
    :)

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  19. aki!September 6, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    That joke was not at all going the the direction I thought it was going in...

    seven-percentsolution.blogspot.com

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  20. Rishika SharmaSeptember 6, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    Six was scared coz seven ate*eight nine! :D

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  21. fabio_2007September 11, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    Great joke!

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  22. elexerdelexSeptember 13, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    lol wut? muhahahahaha

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  23. AshSeptember 16, 2011 at 2:18 AM

    Bahahha nice joke, I copied that onto a friend's facebook page straight away :P.

    Also, haven't heard from you in a while, I'm hoping the storm/flood/whatever didn't affect you too much and too badly..? I'm actually starting to get concerned...

    Take care.

    Peas owt.

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  24. SarahSeptember 17, 2011 at 12:14 AM

    You are amazing! :D

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